quixoticold guy: Does your hair curl up when it's wet out?
me: Uhm, I suppose...
old guy: My mom used to say that. Do you think my hair should do the same?
[old guy lifts his VFW cap to show off his bald head while snerking.]
old guy: I just love hair now that I'm old. Us old folks don't have much anymore, you know.
[old guy departs]
That just made my day.
