gwen (gwenix) wrote,
gwen
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funny spam

This is really really great. I'm sure some of you have seen this in your mailbox at some point, but it's amusing the hell out of me now.

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional
warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC
Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist
watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers,
512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold
or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Wednesday August 6th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard
Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If
you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to
4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.

Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at:
Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF
TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO
SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt
do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed
as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to
deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN
MY WHITE CAR.


After unit has been delivered please email me at:
info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You


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