Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures,
Viruses you suffer from:
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern
operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to
the Incredible String Band.
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they
(The last is only because I like Pink Floyd, but other than that, hit the mark pretty damn well.)