So, I offer you quizzes instead:
Not really much of a surprise here.
Which Agent Smith are you?
By Madeline Elster
The best thing about my Agent Smith thing is that it tells me on the conclusion page, "You are snarky Agent Smith." Snarky, who, me? Oh, be quiet Kathy!
Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?
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Heh, thought I'd score atheism there. It doesn't ask a lot about actual religion, though, more of a morality test.