by Umberto Eco
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=266414&contrassID=2&subContrassID=5&sbSubContrassID=0&listSrc=Y
I know a number of you out there who'll love to read this one, no matter what side you're on. Because, well, it's Eco, and he's just so incredible.